Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE

Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!

Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.

Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.

A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Chocolate flows in deep dark, sweet waves, a river to ignite my mind and alert my senses

Chocolate doesn't make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.

Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.

Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers.

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

One of life's greatest mysteries: you can eat a 2 lb. box of chocolate fudge...and gain 5 lbs!

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Tell me that isn't efficient!

Coffee.... Chocolate.... Men.... Some things are just better when they're rich!

Nothing chocolate... nothing gained.

Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!

Just give me the chocolate and no one gets hurt!

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Things are bad !! Send Chocolate...!!!!